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By Jon • Aug 9th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Psycling
Syklet til Tryvannstårnet. Tok bilde siden det kunne bli spørsmål om det var ren løgn.
Følte meg freshere enn noen gang. Hadde fortsatt krutt i kanonene da jeg kom hjem.
Tror oppskriften er:
Brødskive med ost til frokost. En Pepsi med sukker, en liten smash, en gullpinneis fra gratisisboksen litt ut på dagen. Spiste to retter i dag, [...]



Hva er det egentlig som foregår i toppetasjen hos Arbeiderpartiet

By Jon • Jul 27th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Karl Eirik Schjøtt-Pedersen tester diskolyset mens Jens Stoltenberg er borte.
Vi kan lese at han er den eneste som ikke har tatt ferie og er den som nå styrer Norge.
Så hvis han er den eneste som er igjen i kontorene, så er det faktisk han som driver å tuller med disse diskolysene. Snakk om tullefyr.
http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/07/27/nyheter/innenriks/politikk/regjeringen/arbeiderpartiet/12712781/



tryvannstårnet

By Jon • Jul 15th, 2010 • Category: Jazz



Random biking

By Jon • Jul 9th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Lance and the other guys in Tour de France did 227 kilometers today.
I managed to do 52 kilometers which included biking up to Tryvannstårnet.
One idiot in a car up in Holmenkollen almost hit me when he was trying to drive past me. Some males in cars go insane when they see somebody biking on [...]



Rant

By Jon • Jul 8th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Det er åpenbart at det er folk out there som er blitt totalt hjernevasket, jeg blir skremt: Stoltenberg og Storberget tok seg fri fra ferien og reiste tilbake til Oslo for å promotere seg selv. Det er åpenbart at slikt politisk goodwill ikke kan gå upåaktet hen. En gylden mulighet til å springe rundt å [...]



BP and Statoil Flowers

By Jon • Jun 26th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

BP and Statoil’s logos are flowers. Apparently they grow flowers or make peace.
What does flowers have to do with pumping up oil? Isn’t that a sign that people like to be delusional.
Previously Statoil’s logo was an orange drop of oil on a dark blue background. No, that is a too extreme image. We don’t [...]



Staten gir seg selv bot, og lover bedring LOL

By Jon • Jun 25th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Det norske forsvaret får 10 millioner i bot som skal betales til staten. LINK.
DnbNOR som staten eier 1/3 av får 12 millioner kroner i bot av staten pga av at DnbNOR har drevet innsidehandel av norske statsobligasjoner til 2,3 milliarder kroner etter at banken hadde fått detaljert informasjon før regjeringens reddningspakke ble offentligjort. Banksjef Rune [...]



BP (NP), oljen, og apatiske innbyggere i storstaten

By Jon • Jun 22nd, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Norge og oljefondet har tapt 10 milliarder kroner så langt på BP aksjen og oljegushern. Så bra da.
Folk har begynt å kalle det British Petroleum for å synliggjøre at det er “the British” som har skylda.
Angivelig har oljefondet har 336 milloner aksjer i BP, noe som utgjør 1,79 prosent av selskapet.
Så i grunn er det [...]



crucial important title

By Jon • Jun 17th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

War is not merely a political act, but also a political instrument, a continuation of political relations, a carrying out of the same by other means
-Carl von Clausewitz.
So war is politics by other means.
To further expand on the same idea, one could say that:
Politics is economics by other means.
I know this has been [...]



Angående alkoholavgiftene

By Jon • Jun 13th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Alkoholavgiftene må settes opp. Det er altfor mange som har råd til å gå på fylla. Hverdagsfylla er noe av det skadeligste som finnes. Markedskreftene kan ikke regulere prisene, da blir alkoholprisene for lave og alle går på fylla. Derfor må staten inn å pålegge avgifter snarest. Det er jo nå med finanskrisen og alt [...]



Check Your Payments from NAV

By Jon • Jun 9th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Just a tip before the conference, check that you have received your payments from NAV. We will be going out to eat at some place at Aker Brygge each day after the conference, then we will hit some bars. So it is good to know that your account has been filled up with money before [...]



Practical Information about the Conference

By Jon • Jun 8th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Just some practical information about the conference. You will be picked up from your location in Oslo and driven to Radisson Blu (SAS) Plaza Hotel each morning of the conference.
We know from previous years that people often combine the conference with a hell of a bender and will be very hung over so we fixed [...]



This years conference is only a few days away.

By Jon • Jun 3rd, 2010 • Category: Jazz

It is almost time for this years conference. There are a few spots available, but I think those tickets will be sold fairly quickly. There has been a good response so far. So we welcome you to join this years conference, but you should hurry to secure your ticket.
Click the image:



Stuff

By Jon • Apr 26th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

If you want to check out this new website I have been making you can do so. Here’s my profile.
It is not completely done. But most of the stuff that is there works.
You know it is kind of important to get it out there as soon as possible. I have a few more ideas what [...]



Stars

By Jon • Apr 26th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

If there is something I don’t understand it is that the Crown Prince of Norway only has the rank of Major.
Since the military has shrunk so much there is sort of an inflation in the ranks. I have the impression that you become a Major after a few years of service especially if you work [...]



Apprentice

By Jon • Apr 5th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

The new Apprentice 9 is airing.
I am really into that stuff, but each episode is 1.5 hours. It almost takes up my whole day to watch one episode.
And I get physically tired of sitting through it all. I have to take a break in the middle and do something else. It is really long, 45 [...]



Hva er på bakrommet på Rema 1000?

By Jon • Mar 26th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Jeg så noe på Rema 1000 i dag. Jeg så inn et vindu i døra til bakrommet. Det var tydelig en tralle med diverse brød.
Jeg var der å handlet 1/2 time før stengetid, og de hadde nesten ingen brød igjen. Men inne på bakrommet har de en tralle fulle av brød.
Så de prøver å late [...]



Keeping your feet dry

By Jon • Mar 16th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

About the state fund owning net gambling companies:
http://www.vl.no/samfunn/article5013863.ece
Let’s face it, the Norwegian government likes that people gamble because then the state gets more money. But it is politically correct to say to gambling is bad, because people don’t like to be reminded that they live in a ruthless system. The political advertisement wants you [...]



Norwegian “thinking”

By Jon • Mar 11th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

http://www.nrk.no/nett-tv/klipp/617456/
It is strange that this counter propaganda is allowed to be sent on NRK.



The gold medal

By Jon • Mar 5th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

So the olympics, you see the people getting that gold medal. Wow it is a massive chunk of gold right. Or maybe you have thought it is some gold alloy to make it more durable, but still with a lot of gold in it.
But no the gold medal is actually just a chunk of silver [...]



Social “Science”

By Jon • Mar 3rd, 2010 • Category: Jazz

http://www.nrk.no/nett-tv/klipp/613426/
The funny part is at the end when the Norwegian scientists little bubble pops.



1.6 kilo

By Jon • Feb 10th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

I bought these! 1.6 kilo chocolate. I think it is good to eat. Yay!



Happy Hippo

By Jon • Jan 28th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Happy Hippo, why is there some kind of rationing going on. The government has decided that you are not going to eat these so they are stopped at the border I suppose. But I managed to get these on the black market.This is the choco version there is allegedly another taste which you can see [...]



3d

By Jon • Jan 22nd, 2010 • Category: Jazz

I watched Avatar in 3d. Hmm, yes. I am not sure I totally like the 3d concept at least in its current format which require you to wear some cheap glasses.
The picture looks kind of drunk and not super sharp. So it becomes a turn off when you have gotten used to sharp pictures and [...]



More Necro Pron from Haiti

By Jon • Jan 18th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

More Haiti c*h*i*l*d necro_philia pron from our respected Norwegian news.
Alive 11 year old nu_de girl rescued:
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/999/999125/9991252/jpg/active/661×540.jpg
from http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/01/18/nyheter/utenriks/jordskjelv/naturkatastrofer/haiti/9991168/
Picture of gen_italia of dea*d underage Haiti girl:
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/993/993449/9934499/jpg/active/320x.jpg
http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/01/17/nyheter/utenriks/haiti/jordskjelv/naturkatastrofer/9977369/
Then on the same page you have a link to the story about the 33 year old man who could not sit next to 12 year old on the British Airways plane [...]



Rapid retardation

By Jon • Jan 17th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

A lot of people still think that “news” are something you should care about one way or the other. But isn’t news becoming more like some sort of reality tv. Reality tv is usually sick twisted and scheming.
Also why do we need different news sites when they all contain the same articles and same [...]



2010

By Jon • Jan 2nd, 2010 • Category: Jazz

2009 has been a really retarded year.
Are people in general becoming more retarded? Yes they are. LOL.
I suspect 2010 will continue to be even more retarded.
More global governance, more bloated government, more tracking & surveilance, crappier government run services, crappier food, crappier jobs, more overweight & diseased people, more rules to follow.
Will the police force [...]



24 des bodeaeaeaeae

By Jon • Dec 24th, 2009 • Category: Jazz



Recognizing Your Friends (NOW WORKING)

By Jon • Dec 10th, 2009 • Category: Jazz

Here is a video I made. It is about Obama and the acclaimed peace prize:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wSJbl73Fgk
Now working link, very sad nobody commented that the link was botched.
Basically my theory is that we, the Norwegians are part of the war on terror to get a seat at the globalist table. As Obama says we try to play [...]



The prestige Freemason ranks in Modern Warfare2

By Jon • Dec 4th, 2009 • Category: Jazz

So in Modern Warfare 2, after the rank of 5 star general you become some sort of Freemason?

Source of Freemason picture.
I am at prestige level 1, and max is level 10 which is the scull.
I am getting a bit bored by this game by now. It is just the same bundled maps over and [...]