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The gold medal

By Jon • Mar 5th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

So the olympics, you see the people getting that gold medal. Wow it is a massive chunk of gold right. Or maybe you have thought it is some gold alloy to make it more durable, but still with a lot of gold in it.
But no the gold medal is actually just a chunk of silver [...]



Social “Science”

By Jon • Mar 3rd, 2010 • Category: Jazz

http://www.nrk.no/nett-tv/klipp/613426/
The funny part is at the end when the Norwegian scientists little bubble pops.



1.6 kilo

By Jon • Feb 10th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

I bought these! 1.6 kilo chocolate. I think it is good to eat. Yay!



Happy Hippo

By Jon • Jan 28th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

Happy Hippo, why is there some kind of rationing going on. The government has decided that you are not going to eat these so they are stopped at the border I suppose. But I managed to get these on the black market.This is the choco version there is allegedly another taste which you can see [...]



3d

By Jon • Jan 22nd, 2010 • Category: Jazz

I watched Avatar in 3d. Hmm, yes. I am not sure I totally like the 3d concept at least in its current format which require you to wear some cheap glasses.
The picture looks kind of drunk and not super sharp. So it becomes a turn off when you have gotten used to sharp pictures and [...]



More Necro Pron from Haiti

By Jon • Jan 18th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

More Haiti c*h*i*l*d necro_philia pron from our respected Norwegian news.
Alive 11 year old nu_de girl rescued:
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/999/999125/9991252/jpg/active/661×540.jpg
from http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/01/18/nyheter/utenriks/jordskjelv/naturkatastrofer/haiti/9991168/
Picture of gen_italia of dea*d underage Haiti girl:
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/993/993449/9934499/jpg/active/320x.jpg
http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/01/17/nyheter/utenriks/haiti/jordskjelv/naturkatastrofer/9977369/
Then on the same page you have a link to the story about the 33 year old man who could not sit next to 12 year old on the British Airways plane [...]



Rapid retardation

By Jon • Jan 17th, 2010 • Category: Jazz

A lot of people still think that “news” are something you should care about one way or the other. But isn’t news becoming more like some sort of reality tv. Reality tv is usually sick twisted and scheming.
Also why do we need different news sites when they all contain the same articles and same [...]



2010

By Jon • Jan 2nd, 2010 • Category: Jazz

2009 has been a really retarded year.
Are people in general becoming more retarded? Yes they are. LOL.
I suspect 2010 will continue to be even more retarded.
More global governance, more bloated government, more tracking & surveilance, crappier government run services, crappier food, crappier jobs, more overweight & diseased people, more rules to follow.
Will the police force [...]